WTF: There’s A NSFW ‘Pocket Puppy’ For Dogs No One Asked For, Not Even Fifi NSFW
Screenshot via AliExpress
The quarantine has been a lonely time for man, and his best friend hasn’t been spared.
Thanks to online marketplaces, however, there’s now a toy companion for horn dogs everywhere.
Internet users are petrified at screenshots of a sex toy that pooches can hump instead of random objects around the house. “I thought I had seen it all,” one Facebook user shared. “[But here’s] a pocket PUPPY for your dog.”
Unfortunately, the weirdness doesn’t stop there. In one listing from AliExpress, the item is described as a “vent toy” with a “high imitation [of] female canine organ.” It’s also touted to recreate “woo hoo sound[s]” from female dogs.
The toy’s opening is built with an “imported” and “edible” silicone material. It is also equipped with a stainless steel skeleton, as well as suction cups beneath the paws, to ensure it stays up during the most rigorous of activities.
The bizarre toy won’t fulfill dogs’ need for love, but it will, at the very least, give them a side bitch to satisfy other things.
I thought I had seen it all 😆 a Pocket PUPPY for your Dog 🤣
Posted by Monek Monique Carr on Tuesday, December 22, 2020
Sex toy for Male dogs that are overly sexually active and can't control themselves
— Vocal PhysicalTherapist🛡️ (@TeeMee_I) January 2, 2021
RT, my customer is on your TL pic.twitter.com/vADrNOxUBv
— ordure bizarre (@ordurebizarree) January 3, 2021
[via Monek Monique Carr, cover image via AliExpress]
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