NSFW: Potato Chip Brand Makes Genitalia Flavors So You’ll Crave The Real Thing NSFW
Contrary to the names of other snack brands, this one’s all about getting Laid. Chazz, a Lithuanian baked chip brand, produces an “18+ adults only” variety that supposedly tastes like a person’s naughty bits to boost your appetite for oral intercourse.
Citing research that people today are having considerably less sex than the generations before, Chazz has developed ‘Pus*y’- and ‘D*ck’-flavored potato chips to give people a taste of what they’ve been missing out on. The hope is that customers will eventually get off social media and truly connect with intimate partners.
R&D for the snacks took some real-life surveying, with Chazz explaining that it got some of its “bravest and most experienced” employees to individually set out and return with a “fresh list” of gastronomical notes. After much testing, the team believes it’s landed on the ideal recipes that replicate the tastes of vulvae and phalluses.
“After tasting it, you will remember your wildest love adventures, your first real love, and maybe even lose your oral virginity,” the brand teases.
Chazz says both flavors are “not meant for personal use” but are to be shared. It encourages splitting the chips with a romantic partner to offer a “clear invitation not only to indulge in oral sex, leaving all discomfort outside the bedroom door, but also to explore all other avenues that lead to maximum pleasure for all parties involved.”
To feed your curiosity, the ‘Pus*y’ potato chips are flavored with ingredients like onions, garlic, sugar, cream powder, yeast extract, lemon powder, black paper, natural sour cream flavoring, and bay leaves.
The ‘D*ck’ chips, on the other hand, contain tomato powder, yeast extract, smoked salt, and spices.
Now, you’ll finally have a tasty accompaniment to your Gwyneth Paltrow candle.
[via Boing Boing and Chazz, images via various sources]
