Vacuum Cleaners Are ‘Jeansified’ Into The Ultimate Y2K Home Appliances

You’ve seen the jorts and you might have even seen the joots (jeans plus boots). But are you ready for the jacuum cleaner?
 
Jeans are a staple piece of clothing that always stays in fashion. Low-rise, high-rise, mom, skinny, straight leg, wide leg, the list goes on. No matter the style, everyone can look good in a pair. And apparently, so can your home appliances.
 
Bless, an art project founded in 1995 by Desiree Heiss and Ines Kaag that centers around innovating new ways to interact with materials, has created a new line of ‘Jeansified’ home goods.
 
While it’s true that double denim might be a crime, Bless is on the side of the argument that more is more, so in sweeps the Miele Complete C3 canister vacuum fit for the Y2K resurgence of denim everything. The appliance is wrapped in “handcrafted French-made denim,” has a 1.18-gallon dust bag capacity, an operating radius of 36.1 inches, and, more importantly, looks fit for an early 2000s red carpet event.

And with that, you might be thinking, “what’s next, a jroom (jeans plus broom)?” Why, yes, it actually is. A denim-treated broom, detergent bottle, and what looks like a window washing liquid container could soon find their way into your jome (jeans plus home, possibly) because if you can dream it, you can jeans it—or so Bless believes.

That said, each of the items would come at the cost of an arm and a (pant) leg, ranging between US$265 to US$2,300 for the jacuum cleaner, sorry, vacuum cleaner. If you’re in the market to Jeansify your life, you can get them via Ssense and start cleaning in style.
 
 
 
[via Highsnobiety and Ssense, images via Bless/Ssense]