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‘Orgasms Of The Galaxy’: Adult Toys Inspired By A Certain Kid-Friendly Film

By Mikelle Leow, 02 May 2017



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Are you lying in anticipation for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 to hit the screens? Stall for time with these punning sex toys, which will make the film totally worth the wait.

Unleash your inner geek with the newest ‘Orgasms of the Galaxy’ collection by funny Australian adult toy company Geeky Sex Toys—the brand that brought you the familiar-sounding ‘Pokémoan’ series, as well as the magical ‘Unicorn Horn Dildo’.

‘Orgasms of the Galaxy’ features toys with names that not-so-subtly refer to characters from the movie. ‘Star-Load’ is a “legendary outlaw” with 10 vibration settings that will “rock your world”, ‘Randy the Raccoon’ is a “genetically engineered rodent that is sure to rocket your play time to another galaxy” and the veiny ‘Root’ is a “sentient, tree-like dildo”.

If you thought the original film was out of this world, these products will probably take you to a whole cosmic level.

Have a look at some of the new stellar toys below. Visit here to check out the whole ‘Orgasms of the Galaxy’ collection.

Want to DIY your own penis instead? ‘Clone-A-Willy’ lets you erect one out of water.




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[via Mashable, video via geeky_sex_toys, images via various sources]
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