To Purify Milk, Company Hires ‘Rich Pretty White Girls’ To Gargle It
New York-based website White Milk Power recruits rich, beautiful, white girls from “upper echelons of society” to gargle your milk to absolute perfection for US$100 to $150 per bottle.
The girls—from West Coast, The South, New England, New York and London—have profiles that feature Ivy League educations, and images of them with their mouths wide open.
According to the company, the girls “must be accredited as socially elite and deemed physically in superb health”—“rarely is it necessary to involve interviews or doctors”, but “when we find the right girls from the right family, we just know”.
The girls would first bathe and rinse her mouth, then gargle pure raw organic cow’s milk to purify it for the time requested.
“The longer she gargles the milk, the more contaminants are able to be removed and the purer your milk becomes,” the company wrote.
The end product, shipped to buyers, would be milk with intense aroma, texture and flavour—“means that people can easily satisfy their cravings with only one or two tastes, making White Power Milk one of life’s affordable luxuries,” the website said.
Users can also just purchase the video of the pretty rich white girls gargling milk for only US$100.
JUST KIDDING! White Milk Power is a piece created by artist Nate Hill last year, as a commentary—laced with his own sense of humor— on the fetishistic and pornographic images of women.
[via White Milk Power]
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