Flowchart: An Average Day Of A Guy
Ever wondered how men spend their days?
Designer Marcin Cajzer of Bayerberg approaches the topic scientifically, and created an infographic that contains three flowcharts to show you what goes on in a guy’s average day.
Depending on how old they are, they go by different attributes, do different things, and have different aims in life.
At about 20 years of age, they are known as “lads”; at 30, “blokes”; at 40, “geezers”.
As lads, their average day is assumed to go something like this: road rage at 8AM, get to work, watch porn via email sent by others, ogle at suicidegirls.com, sext the girl they met last night, have breakfast at 1PM, work, work more, watch porn, work again, have lunch at 6PM, destroy ‘Call Of Duty’ at 7PM, get drinks with mates at 9PM, shower at 10PM, shindig with Lacey the secretary at about 11PM, have sex, watch more porn, shower, sleep, and repeat.
They stalk females on Facebook to get fulfilled, and express their feelings by sharing their Xbox pad.
As blokes, depending on whether they are single or taken, they have different moods and routines, but are almost alike. They: shout at other drivers, do work, do more work, have sex with Lacey the secretary, watch porn and sleep.
They stalk exes on Facebook, and express their feelings by buying flowers.
As geezers, they use LinkedIn as a dating website, and express their feelings by buying the flower shop.
Geezers are also most-likely to be divorced and depressed by this stage in life, and their lifestyles contain lots of work and porn.
Check out the infographic below to see if your life, or your male friend’s life, is this way:
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[via Bayerberg]
Designer Marcin Cajzer of Bayerberg approaches the topic scientifically, and created an infographic that contains three flowcharts to show you what goes on in a guy’s average day.
Depending on how old they are, they go by different attributes, do different things, and have different aims in life.
At about 20 years of age, they are known as “lads”; at 30, “blokes”; at 40, “geezers”.
As lads, their average day is assumed to go something like this: road rage at 8AM, get to work, watch porn via email sent by others, ogle at suicidegirls.com, sext the girl they met last night, have breakfast at 1PM, work, work more, watch porn, work again, have lunch at 6PM, destroy ‘Call Of Duty’ at 7PM, get drinks with mates at 9PM, shower at 10PM, shindig with Lacey the secretary at about 11PM, have sex, watch more porn, shower, sleep, and repeat.
They stalk females on Facebook to get fulfilled, and express their feelings by sharing their Xbox pad.
As blokes, depending on whether they are single or taken, they have different moods and routines, but are almost alike. They: shout at other drivers, do work, do more work, have sex with Lacey the secretary, watch porn and sleep.
They stalk exes on Facebook, and express their feelings by buying flowers.
As geezers, they use LinkedIn as a dating website, and express their feelings by buying the flower shop.
Geezers are also most-likely to be divorced and depressed by this stage in life, and their lifestyles contain lots of work and porn.
Check out the infographic below to see if your life, or your male friend’s life, is this way:
Click to view full infographic
Click to view full infographic
[via Bayerberg]
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