A Medicine That Will Cure You From Being A ‘Hipster’
Want to be cured of the disorder known as ‘HIPSTER’ but don’t know how?
Have no fear; there is now a medicine for you to cure ‘Hyper Involuntary Panic Stress Tension Elevation Response’ disorder—otherwise known as HIPSTER.
Called ‘Unpretentiousil’, this medication has been “scientifically and clinically proven” to stop the following symptoms of HIPSTER: apathy; lack of hygiene; frequent visits to the Apple Store; talking about your bike; making things at home which can be easily bought at a local supermarket; putting mustaches on things; being vegan and iTunes downloads of Bon Iver, Arcade Fire, and that band your friends have never heard of.
To find out more about ‘Unpretentiousil’, click to watch the video below: