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Wholly Absurd Comics Show You How To Totally Nail Sex With Any Man
By Yoon Sann Wong, 12 Jul 2017
“Hide a toy car in your vagina for him to find. Men love cars.” Image by Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed
If you came here in search of serious tips on how to score a hot and steamy date with any man, it’s time to point you in a different direction. These comics by Loryn Brantz from BuzzFeed will surely, not offer you that.
Instead, the farcical series brings you 11 illustrations showcasing how to nail sex with any man, from the more conventional “lightly scratch his back” and gently nibble on his ear, to wildly crazy moves that strangely involve Chipotle, because according to Brantz, “Men love Chipotle burritos” and will “thank you later.”
As Facebook user Noah Moss lightheartedly puts it, “All of these are aggressively true, please follow this advice, ladies.”
Space out with a short preview of the series below and head here to mindlessly enjoy all 11 crazy illustrations that might amuse you and possibly have you going, “WTF.”
“Gently bite his ear. Ever so gently — men have very sensitive ears.” Image by Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed
“Put peanut butter in your bra for a sticky surprise when he goes to touch your breasts. Men love breasts.” Image by Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed
“Right when he’s about to orgasm, whisper ‘Chipotle burrito’ in his ear. Men love Chipotle, and everyone knows the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.” Image by Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed
See the full comics here.
[via BuzzFeed, images by Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed]
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