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‘Dirty Library’, Children Storybooks Reimagined For Adults
By John Yong, 24 Jul 2013
James, a pornographic auteur, feeds his leading lady GatorTongueBreastBuilder® which ripens her chest in unexpected ways and the duo takes their seedy act on the road to the Big Apple.
‘Dirty Library’ is a Tumblr blog that reimagines your favorite childhood stories—turning them into ‘drugged and sexed’ up versions for adults.
For example, the story of ‘Cinderella’ has been turned into ‘$inderella’, while ‘Curious George’ has been transformed into ‘Bi-Curious George’.
Scroll down for more reimagined titles paired with synopses that are sure to ruin your childhood.
George the chimpanzee experiments with a different type of banana.
If you are looking for action packed, this is not the book for you. Not much happens after page 2. Love scenes were tastefully executed.
Young woman loses shoe, doesn’t give a fuck.
One woman, one bra, soooo many suitors!
A colorful and talented fish learns the power of individualism when he begins sharing his (piano) scales with the world, to great success. He later rocks with crocodiles, and is knighted.
Where no razor goes, a secret garden grows.
A King and Queen try everything to stop or at least soak up their daughter’s mysterious bedwetting, even pilling a mountain of mattresses beneath her each night, but sometimes the truth is not so easy to absorb.
A young man learns more about himself, life, love, and nature conservancy when he and the neighborhood tree develop a polyamorous relationship with the girl next door.
Who shat in my hat?
What is this scat?
Was it that damn cat?
He better not come back.
How did he get in anyway? Fucking creep
152 books later, Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield tire of teen drama and mellow the fuck out. Moving into the basement with a newfound passion for snacks n’ blunts, the pair embark on a new…chronic(le).
[via Dirty Library]
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