Vasectomy Underwear Will Hold Your Beer For You To Cool Your (Lack Of) Jewels
By Nicole Rodrigues, 17 Mar 2023

March Madness is upon us, which means that vasectomy appointments are on the rise. Boston Beer Company’s alcoholic iced tea beverage line Twisted Tea has thus designed ‘VasectomUndies’ to hold your delicates and cans of beer to cool you down.
Erica Taylor, senior brand director for Twisted Tea, notes, “Twisted Tea VasectomUndies are our twisted answer to an outrageous cultural phenomenon that inspires thousands every year.”
And the sentiment rings true as the offering does seem a little out of (underwear) pocket.
If you’re wondering what the correlation is between having to “cut down the nets”—as Twisted Tea puts it—and college basketball, urologist Alexander Rozanski from UT San Antonio states that its often hard to get patients to sit and relax after the operation and March Madness creates the perfect time for men to kick back, relax, and chill… literally.
There’s no actual proof of this sentiment, though. However, the Wall Street Journal reports that just this year, a urology clinic in Ohio will perform 150 procedures over the coming weeks instead of its usual average of 15.
The underwear lets you carry around two 12-ounce cans like a joey as teams battle it on the court.
Should you have plans to knock off the family jewels this month and need some help cooling off, the boxers come in small to 2XL and can be found on Twisted Tea’s website.
[via Marketing Dive and The Takeout, images via Twisted Tea/PR Newswire]