New ‘Sonic The Hedgehog’ Poster Has Some Reluctantly Imagining Hedgehog’s ‘Dick’
By Mikelle Leow, 13 Dec 2018
Image via Scott Cornell / Shutterstock.com
Amid the flak shrouding Paramount Pictures’ Sonic the Hedgehog poster, another artwork has surfaced of the video game hero—and if the first graphic wasn’t enough to prove that puberty hit ‘Sonic’ like a train, this one might be.
Social media users are up in arms over a supposedly official film poster that has started making its rounds online. The image depicting the hedgehog’s furry, disturbingly buff calves looming over San Francisco’s Golden Gate Bridge has been described as a picture snapped from the angle of the character’s “dick.”
“The new Sonic poster looks like he tried to take a dick pic but the forward facing camera wasn’t on,” jokes Twitter user Friendly Skeleton.
It remains to be known if the graphic is legitimate, but Twitter user Greg Arcia—the uploader of the image—says he shot the photo in Walnut Creek in California, and that the poster is making a gradual rollout.
apparently a poster for Sonic The Hedgehog movie pic.twitter.com/WUrBpN7pOr— Wario64 (@Wario64) December 12, 2018
oh no https://t.co/1bVEN08uIi— Richard Perez 🗑🔥 (@SkinnyShips) December 12, 2018
All that fur and no socks?— Claudio Guglieri (@claudioguglieri) December 12, 2018
Supposed movie poster for the new Sonic The Hedgehog movie. Never thought I'd see San Francisco from the POV of Sonic's dick, but here we are. pic.twitter.com/ddg1Wyjnni— 🍍🍕Sexy Ben🍕🍍 (@browland1) December 12, 2018
If it's supposed to be from Sonic's POV it's kind of at crotch level I mean what is going on pic.twitter.com/VtDrQq7Htc— Ariel VH (@Hug_bees) December 12, 2018
Look...ignoring his terrifyingly swole ass legs for a second, they kept talking about how they spent a lot on his shoe design. Those are the most generic looking shoes Ive seen. You could've at least use his SA2 shoes if you wanted realism#SonicMovie pic.twitter.com/W64ZIztSbl— MocciMu (@moccimu) December 12, 2018
I’m more scared of this movie now then ever— (ღNoodlesღ) (@Noodles80244101) December 12, 2018
The new sonic poster looks like he tried to take a dick pic but the forward facing camera wasn't on.— Friendly Skeleton (@skeletonspooky1) December 13, 2018
After seeing this poster & knowing that Ben Schwartz is the voice of Sonic, I'm pretty sure Sonic was trying to take a dick pic & his camera wasn't facing the right way#SonicMovie #sonicthehedgehogmovie pic.twitter.com/Rt8wF58Fht— Menthol Moose (@sneakypetehill) December 12, 2018
[via AV Club, images via various sources]
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