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NSFW ‘W*nking Simulator’ Game Takes Masturbation To New Challenging Levels
By Mikelle Leow, 03 Jan 2020
Images via Wanking Simulator
Not to be crude, but video games have come a long way. For one, a Wanking Simulator game is in the works, and it’s all kinds of wild.
For a little preview, its demo has just been added online. The NSFW game works similarly to the viral Untitled Goose Game, in which the player acts as a horrible goose and gets rewarded by wrecking havoc everywhere. The main difference between that and Wanking Simulator is, as the name suggests, the species of bird used.
In Wanking Simulator, the player goes around town and causes trouble by masturbating in public, which earns them points.
It even has a backstory. You play a man named Winston Gay, whose house was seized by “the corrupt government” after neighbors complained he was choking the chicken too loudly. He thus decides to take revenge by spreading his seeds all over the town called Gay Bay while avoiding arrest from the police.
Winston Gay also has unlockable superpowers like teleportation and the unique ability to “spawn a rifle in [his] panties.”
Screen captures show the man navigating a high school, church, a garage, and some houses to do the deed, and it seems aliens and a “Reanu Keeves” lookalike named ‘John D*ck’ will make their appearance.
“What exactly will be his role in the game? You will be able to spawn him and wank together, collecting more points than ever,” explains the game’s developer Mr CiastKu, who’s found his foothold in creating masturbation-focused games.
Wanking Simulator is described by its originator as “the best wanking experience known to mankind, from the comfort of your home,” on its Steam page.
The character’s genitals are censored in the trailer, but awkward noises can still be heard. Watch it in your own privacy:
[via TheSixthAxis, video via Ultimate Games S.A., cover image via Wanking Simulator]
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