Gwyneth Paltrow’s Face As Clit In New Netflix Documentary Poster Tickles The Web
By Mikelle Leow, 08 Jan 2020
Image via Andrea Raffin / Shutterstock.com
Gwyneth Paltrow continues to mystify with a poster for the goop lab, her upcoming documentary with Netflix.
The outrageous artwork resembles a grownup take on the Looney Tunes closing sequence, as described by Ad Age, and features the actress in the center of pink teardrop-shaped bullseye “rings” that mimic the inside of the female sex organs.
As if the message wasn’t clear enough, the poster comes with a tagline reading, “Reach new depths.” Paltrow’s face incidentally located where the clitoris, the most mysterious sex organ, has also pleasured humor-seekers of the Interwebs.
“In Gwyneth Paltrow’s new show, she is shrunk down like a blonde Miss Frizzle in The Magic School Bus, and every episode goes into a different vagina to leave jade eggs, crystals, and healing energies,” one Twitter user jokes.
“If we had this s**t for dudes, [it would be] just some show called The C**k Factory where [Hugh] Jackman goes into detail about blowing loads,” another writes.
According to Netflix, the goop lab showcases Gwyneth Paltrow and her lifestyle company Goop “leading with curiosity and keeping it real” to “look at psychedelics, energy work and other challenging wellness topics,” whatever that means. The documentary hits Netflix on 24 January.
Ladies, if you have a Paltrow in your vagina please consult with a doctor https://t.co/yaSHjwsHy8— Misandrosaurus Bex (@bexone) January 8, 2020
DESCRIPTION: "in gwyneth paltrow's new show, she is shrunk down like a blonde Miss Frizzle in the Magic School Bus, and every episode goes into a different vagina to leave jade eggs, crystals, and healing energies"— Elizabeth May (@_ElizabethMay) January 6, 2020
that's the impression i'm getting from this poster
Help, I’m stuck in a vagina that has been treated to a variety of gross pseudoscientific experiments!— Brendel (@Brendelbored) January 6, 2020
[via Ad Age and LA Times, images via various sources]
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