New York City’s Coronavirus-Safe Sex Guide Gets Mocked By Internet Users
By Thanussha Priyah, 23 Mar 2020
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With an increasing number of coronavirus cases in New York City, the government has crafted a set of sex guidelines for those desiring to get frisky during self-isolation.
The advisory letter includes recommended safe practices for sexual intercourse during the coronavirus spread. “You are your safest sex partner,” the document reads, directing people to opt for self-pleasure instead. It also details the right hand-washing techniques to maintain practice good hygiene habits.
The letter further discourages “mouth to anus,” acts and promotes the use of condoms during sex and oral sex.
The government also urged locals to have sexual relations with people currently living in their homes to reduce the number of human contact.
Internet users have taken these recommendations and humorously rephrased them on social media platforms to bring light and giggles to the situation. One user wrote, “They could’ve just said, “don’t eat a** my guy,” while another stated, “NYC said masturbate or [have sex with] your roommates.”
“You are your safest sex partner” — obsessed with NYC’s guide to sex during corona pic.twitter.com/xuKRzD0Jhw— Chrissy Rutherford (@chrissyford) March 21, 2020
NYC sent out a sex guideline during coronavirus— Alexis Guerreros (@NotAlexis) March 21, 2020
They could’ve just said, “don’t eat ass my guy” pic.twitter.com/FNPk3voGoV
The way NYC Health just publicly said “stop eating ass for a while” skskskchsrhe https://t.co/f59Wmi5AKl— haze (@thickangela) March 21, 2020
nyc said masturbate or fuck your roommates https://t.co/QizTnwdhZp— Gabe Gonzalez (@gaybonez) March 21, 2020
city of new york out here pushing their agenda for everyone to masturbate, have sex w their roommates, and stop kissing/rimming!!! pic.twitter.com/gwFKQMERuT— mary beth (@marybethbarone) March 21, 2020
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