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How Mike Wazowski Cries Is The Problem Social Media Has Cursed Us With Today
By Mikelle Leow, 24 Aug 2020
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Video screenshot via Pixar
Joining the ranks of how dogs wear pants and how Arthur puts on his headphones, the way Mike Wazowski from Pixar’s Monsters, Inc. cries is the new problem you never had to think about, until now.
Thanks, or no thanks, to a Twitter user who imagined the single-eyed monster’s tear ducts working two ways, internet users can’t shake off the nagging dilemma until they settle on an answer.
Unfortunately, since the cursed image has gone viral, it seems that there are more than two possible variations of what Mike would look like if he cries.
One internet user points out that Mike would have cried like a human being if he looked like the meme of his face being swapped with Shrek’s.
As the one-eyed character would (probably) say, you would not see this coming.
I wonder how Mike wazowski be crying pic.twitter.com/4utuuQatse
— M👑 (@younginmari1) August 22, 2020
This looks more normal than one eye now. 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧 What have we done. 🥴😂
— somewhere out there (@keineol0) August 22, 2020
pours directly in his mouth so he’s always got a drink on him
— C (@mitaharta) August 22, 2020
exactly like this pic.twitter.com/wsAJHKf5qz
— ✋Fourtyfingers #BLM (@FourtyFingers) August 22, 2020
He’s such a legend that he defies gravity pic.twitter.com/5QEghhoBwi
— Ducko (@Quack_Ducko) August 23, 2020
Decent chance it would be just one of the corners, or then flowing to the middle.
— Oof - bIm LoveIsLove (@Kongobongo_jo) August 23, 2020
Although since the eye is so huge, maybe he got them canals and glabds on both sides? Like if the anatomy of 2 eye sockets fused or some shit pic.twitter.com/tWh3O3MGXp
Same for plankton he not safe either pic.twitter.com/0os9GUqkyR
— M👑 (@younginmari1) August 23, 2020
[via @younginmari1, cover image via Pixar]
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