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The dress code for most of the remote work era has been business-casual, in that you’d be wearing work-friendly clothing at the top and home shorts at the bottom. This Halloween, all that pent-up frustration plus apathy during the pandemic will manifest in the form of a middle finger, only for your head.
Image via Autek / Amazon
This middle-finger mask might be the quickest yet impassioned Halloween costume yet, requiring no face or body paint while telling everyone how you feel. Show how little you care as you flip the bird at passersby, and watch through the tiny eye cutouts as strangers steer clear and keep at a comfortable, sanitary distance.
The 3D headpiece comes with a mesh opening at the mouth, allowing you to be heard during rare occasions when you feel like talking. Unfortunately, as the piece is constructed with only latex, you’d still have to cover up with an actual face mask when you’re mingling in public.
In spite of its jaded appearance, the costume’s detail is commendable. It’s got a skin-like texture, creases at the finger joints, fingernails, necklines, and even fingerprints. No promises that you can use it to unlock your car, though.
The funny, dreadful, hostile, tempered, yet handy mask is currently retailing on
Amazon for US$22.99.
Image via Autek / Amazon
Image via Autek / Amazon
Image via Autek / Amazon
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Sad And Useless and
Odditymall, images via various sources]