Liquid Death—The Canned Water Brand—Now Sells Voodoo Dolls Filled With Real Hair
By Mikelle Leow, 01 Sep 2023
Video screenshot via Liquid Death
Drinking water is badass, a fact Liquid Death has made sure to let everybody know with ‘slaughter bottles’ and vegan cannibal meat. Driving the point home, even dabblers of the dark arts and revenge-seekers need to stay hydrated.
In what might be its most hair-raising (literally) release yet, the hardcore mountain water brand has teamed up with entertainer and stunt performer Steve-O, from the reality comedy franchise Jackass, to unleash voodoo dolls stuffed with his hair into the world.
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To get its source material, Liquid Death shaved Steve-O’s head to collect locks of his hair, and then put them into pouches with ritual salts. The bundles served as the stuffing for the ominous handmade effigies, which have even been “activated by a real witch doctor.”
Image via Liquid Death
Video screenshot via Liquid Death
Since the dolls have been charged by the forces of the occult, whatever you do to them, Steve-O will apparently feel on his body.
Just like Liquid Death, the materials in the handcrafted Steve-O doll are all-natural. It also contains no plastic, in spite of what its familiar pink packaging may imply.
Video screenshot via Liquid Death
Evidently, there’s a limit to how much the human body can take, so only 300 voodoo dolls have been made available to, presumably, keep the “stunts” within a controlled spiritual environment. Also, in case you were thinking of starting a shrine of these, Liquid Death has imposed a two-doll limit per customer.
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The real Steve-O, who notes that this is his first supernatural stunt, forewarns that it might also “be my last stunt ever.”
Video screenshot via Liquid Death
Each voodoo doll is going for US$125. Battery not included.
[via GeekyTyrant and Muse by Clio, images via Liquid Death]